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The Crunchy Protein Shake - 7 Pack

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$35.00

The crunch you didn't expect from a protein shake. Velvety milk chocolate meets real cookie crumbles and chocolate protein balls that snap on every sip - like a chocolate soft-serve got serious about your macros.

Protein Shake Mix - 7 Pack.

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REAL COOKIE CRUMBS ✸ 21–22G PROTEIN ✸ 8G FIBER ✸ DELICIOUSLY CRUNCHY ✸ SATISFIES CRAVINGS ✸ KEEPS YOU FULL ✸ REAL COOKIE CRUMBS ✸ 21–22G PROTEIN ✸ 8G FIBER ✸ DELICIOUSLY CRUNCHY ✸ SATISFIES CRAVINGS ✸ KEEPS YOU FULL ✸

Satisfy Your Cravings Without the Sugar Crash

We kept the rich flavors and the satisfying crunch. We ditched the sugar spike.

Rich flavor, satisfying crunch, just 2–3g of sugar. The 3 PM snack that doesn't cost you the rest of your day.

Real Fuel. Real Full.

High-performance nutrition disguised as the crunchy treat you actually want. 21–22g of protein and 8g of fiber — not a quick bite. A real snack.

Way More Than Just Macros

We didn’t stop at protein.

Every pouch is packed with a functional multivitamin and mineral mix to cover your nutritional blind spots. Total-body support that goes down like a cheat day. Because why should eating well feel like a punishment?